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2 hours ago on May 25, 2013 at 07:55am
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deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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2 hours ago on May 25, 2013 at 07:54am
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used-and-dirty:

spacemarried:

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

r—princess:

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Nailed it.

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I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING

CTM GHIERUGYGREHGIUHFDJFHEWUIFEGWG

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3 hours ago on May 25, 2013 at 07:36am
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zoom

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3 hours ago on May 25, 2013 at 07:36am
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funnywildlife:

jordanorsomething:

CRYING

OMG

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3 hours ago on May 25, 2013 at 07:36am
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halfdeadands0alive:

froggyflan:

I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like

Have you ever seen Peter Pan

She tries to MURDER WENDY

MURDER

also she’s a jealous monster

why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality

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and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”

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3 hours ago on May 25, 2013 at 07:35am
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ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

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3 hours ago on May 25, 2013 at 07:35am
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3 hours ago on May 25, 2013 at 07:34am
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3 hours ago on May 25, 2013 at 07:34am
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vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

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3 hours ago on May 25, 2013 at 07:33am
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